Fail!

tonight i left rice on the burner while i went to the gym. i came home to a house full of thick wretched smelling smoke and burnt rice that fused to the bottom and sides of the sauce pan. i probably wouldntve enjoyed that rice anyway. now the house smells like smoke and kyle will come home:
K: what did you burn?
E: rice.
K: how?
E: i left the burner on while i went to the gym. for an hour. i left the pan outside on the porch.
K: you're lucky you didnt burn the house down!
E: maybe i wanted to burn the house down, kyle.
K: make cookies tonight.
E: what kind?
K: chocolate chip.
E: okay kyle, i'll make cookies tonight.

At least, thats how i see it going. it probably wont. itll probably be more like:
K: so what did you burn?
E: the rice.
K: eden what the fuck how are you still living? how how how how did you burn the rice?
E: i dont know kyle.
K: it smells like shit. make cookies tonight.
E: no fuck you. buy the ingredients and i will.
K: no fuck you. what do you need?
E: sugar...
K: and chocolate.
E: butter...
K: and chocolate.
E: eggs...
K: and chocolate.
E: KYLE LET ME FINISH!
K:...
E: and chocolate.

the banter of best friends living together for over a year!
i'm only taking two classes this semester. major figures in american literature and my article and essay workshop.
we aren't reading any female writers in my class. i guess there aren't any major american female writers.